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Guillaume Bude

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Continuing education.

Scarcity

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Bribes for Jabs

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Six Thinking Hats

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Max Weber

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Pinara fund

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Geoffrey Rush

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'