Scholarship Seeker T-Shirts

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

Part-time, Associate, Tenured.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

And if you go for your Masters', we'll throw in your PH.D. at no extra charge.

Publish or Perish: 'Welcome to the Team. Remember, if you follow the University Motto, you'll do fine...'

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

Continuing education.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Now that my last kid graduated I'm hoping to change my status from nonprofit."

Student Debt

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

'Mo got a hardship grant to attend university.'

Gran'ma's Pies: 'We award scholarships every year for growing the largest pumpkins!'

"You have your whole lives ahead of you to wallow in debt..."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

Pinara fund

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."