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Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Continuing education.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Booster shots

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Bribes for Jabs

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Have you been working out?"

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Wikipedia...

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."