Scholar Seeker Gifts

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Continuing education.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Booster shots

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Wikipedia...

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Have you been working out?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens