Science Seeker Gifts

'Huh! If only it were that simple.'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Scientist wins the lottery

"Always the last place you look!"

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

Theories and Proofs.

"Forget enlightenment. I want you to concentrate on the structure of the protein molecule."

'Galileo, you'll have to simplify the experiment.'

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

"Not another in-vitro immunization and mycoplasm screening-serum extender."

"Did I hear you right? You want an educational toy?"

2022

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

"We wish we could drink the water."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"How will you feel when we find the final quark?"

New year with booster shots

"But if the particle is too small and too short-lived to detect, we can't just take it on faith that you've discovered it."

Booster shots

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Covid Vaccine

Vaccine hurdles

"On the other hand, Leonardo's brother, Domenico... wasn't interested in anything."

Are the tomatoes bioengineered locally. Produce.

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

'Adult prodigy' "It's most extraordinary -and he's only 37."

"Being vague and general?" "No, that's the first law of psychics, I want the law of phsics."

Guglielmo Marconi

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Traditional and Alternative Medicine