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'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in this scholarship application instructions quite clearly says ... '

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Continuing education.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Pinara fund

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

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'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Student Debt

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"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Roads Scholar