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"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

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'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

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"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

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'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

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'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."