School Band Fan Pillows

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

Flute-a-licious.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'I'm so lonesome...'

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

"No, I said I love U2."

"I feel stupid and contagious"

One Man Band

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Mind if I play through?"

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

Damon Albarn

Peter Green, 1946-2020

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

The critic as band leader

Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.

'Not much of a support group are they.'

Trumpet Voluntary.

Drummer discovers his drum is really a sombrero hat box.

'Thanks, Peter Potterpoop!'

"Blowing, sneezing, coughing... I see the band's back together!"

George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.

Bands That Never Made It.