Backyard Daredevil Pillows

For sale trampoline.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

A DIY disaster.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'How's the water skiing?'

'3-D TV Kit'

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

The Hammer

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Texturing the Walls

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'