Backyard Detective Pillows

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"The pH level seems a little off."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Optician and the PI.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."