Backyard Detective Pillows

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"The pH level seems a little off."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Optician and the PI.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

I know they told me not to bark

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

The Tardis Shed

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

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