Domestic Daredevil Pillows

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Tightrope walker hanging out his washing.

'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'

"Oh My God it's a NEVER event."

"Don't forget to put the bin out, dear."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"For goodness sake George - I only asked you to clean the oven!"

'I'll cook it, if you'll do the washing up afterwards.'

'Almost done.'

'Most accidents happen in the home... and the men usually have to eat them!'

'You may have won this time, but I'll be back!'

Domestic Stuntmen

Trapeze Dates

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I didn't go to work today. I gathered firewood instead."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Party time.

YOLO vs YODO

"I am not asking for directions."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'