Domestic Daredevil T-Shirts

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Tightrope walker hanging out his washing.

'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'

"Oh My God it's a NEVER event."

"Don't forget to put the bin out, dear."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"For goodness sake George - I only asked you to clean the oven!"

'I'll cook it, if you'll do the washing up afterwards.'

'Almost done.'

'Most accidents happen in the home... and the men usually have to eat them!'

'You may have won this time, but I'll be back!'

Domestic Stuntmen

Trapeze Dates

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I didn't go to work today. I gathered firewood instead."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Party time.

"I am not asking for directions."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'