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"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."