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"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."