Four-legged Friend Advocate Prints

If dogs were psychiatrists.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Remember me?'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"Your love gives me strength."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

Dog Sees Only Food

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'