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'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Bad dog."

Foster failure

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Von Trapp family masks

'We'll take it!'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"He wants a second opinion."

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"He's a real dog person."

"Aw, come on, Dad! Chill out!"

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

"So we're all off on holiday! I don't know where we are going but I know we're stopping off at somewhere called Kennels on the way."

"He says he no longer recognizes our mandate."

Man sees couch full of dog, sign says 'No Vacancy'.