Couples Therapy Fan Gifts

"I had an out of my body experience and he had an out of his mind experience."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

DIY marriage counseling.

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"Krazy straw"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"How do you feel about turning over?"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

Men and Women's changing rooms