Bunny Ears Fan Mugs

Geezer.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"I'm in for observation."

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Back away from the squirrel!"

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Bubbie Selfies

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"Excuse the pun, but that is a problem that you'll just have to bear."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

"Fifi"