Insect Appreciation Gifts

Arachnophobes Anonymous

"May we speak to you about our lord and savior - the light bulb?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The prying mantis,

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Pray for me.'

'At ease, soldier.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Venus cow trap.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Slugfest!

"Let me introduce my other half."

"Trust me. Don't do it."