Insect Appreciation Society Member Gifts

"Creepy-crawlies is deeply offensive to us - we prefer disconcerting perambulators."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The prying mantis,

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Honey Wallah

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

Comb Sweet Comb

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Let me introduce my other half."

Slugfest!