Insect Appreciation T-Shirts

Personnel. Interviews today. And I'm very good at compartmentalization!

Arachnophobes Anonymous

'Bloody pigeons!'

"May we speak to you about our lord and savior - the light bulb?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The prying mantis,

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Honey Wallah

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Exciting potato bugs.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'At ease, soldier.'

'Pray for me.'

Comb Sweet Comb

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Let me introduce my other half."