Entomologists Gifts

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Yes Mrs Flea, the tests show that you're carrying several deadly viruses, but none are harmful to you...'

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

Ants stealing a man's toes from his leg cast.

"We have some architects in our colony."

'It's a nice day. Why don't you two go out and pray.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Butterfly makes the worst mistake of his life.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

The Worm Charmer

Butterflies

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The prying mantis,

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

The flies have landed.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"