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"Here we go again: 'European wasps massacre local bees'! So much for thinking animals are better than humans!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

Duck Hunt

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Piranhaclaus

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Tallyho!"

Bee flying to another flower.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."