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Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Tallyho!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'