Throne Watcher Pillows

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Two vegans, please."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."