Warship Watcher Pillows

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Squirrel on the beach

Fish or Cut Bait

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Titanic: How's my steering.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

'Thar she blows!'

"He's a keeper!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Polar bears

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's running five minutes fast."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."