Throne Watcher Prints

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Two vegans, please."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Bird Torture.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"