Earthquake Watcher Gifts

"If they'd had seismic monitors when blasting coal out of the ground during the Industrial Revolution, you lot would have frozen in your hovels."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Human Rights and the USA

Squirrel on the beach

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Area 51: The Inside Story

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Tsunami Evac Route

Pyramid UFO...

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

The successful rubbernecker...

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Benjamin Franklin.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

'Run! They're from the Mother Ship.'

I wonder what kind of welcome

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"Help!"

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Mrs. Richter's Scale.