Earthquake Study Gifts

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

The life of penguins.

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

Skeleton scientists

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

Tear Along this Line.

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'...the quake was an aftershock to the latest shift in the prime rate.'

When geologists argue.

"If they'd had seismic monitors when blasting coal out of the ground during the Industrial Revolution, you lot would have frozen in your hovels."

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'When it started sputtering I called a seismologist.'

Entering California/Entering San Andreas Fault.

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