Earthquake Gifts

Is it just me, or have there been a lot of earthquakes lately? I haven't noticed. How could you not notice earthquakes? We've had about a dozen of them in the last few months, usually at night. That would explain it: Randy "The Rock" Taylor comes from a long line of heavy sleepers. Light-sleeping is for the indecisive. In 1819, Washington Irving based a story on my ancestor Rufus "The Rock" Taylor. But he had to change the title from "Rip Van Rockle" when Rufus demanded royalties. I wake up seve

"Foster failure"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Dog Dreams

Priest's 'To do' list.

Foster failure

Golfing Bishop.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Be kind"

Cat in Tree.

Priest

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Bishops Snooker

But it's the other leg that hurts.

The Sleeping Congregation.

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

The ten ammendments

Parachuting bishop.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'Get an afterlife!'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."