Earthquake Awareness Gifts

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

A young Don King

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

You Are Here

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Man using to much bug spray

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Just Stop Boil

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Sport Utility Boot.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Population rocket