Extinction Awareness Gifts

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

North Pole

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"We'll always have Paris..."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Man using to much bug spray

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

YOLO vs YODO

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Noise Pollution

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Climate Change

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'