Extinction Awareness Gifts

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Deforestation.

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Man using to much bug spray

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Sport Utility Boot.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Smokey The Tree"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

YOLO vs YODO

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Noise Pollution

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Climate Change

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'