Extinction Awareness Advocate Gifts

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'Save your money Larry, it's too late for this little guy.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"Here's a slide I took earlier this morning of the Cataporous Spotted Bug, which is now unfortunately extinct."

"Now let's move to the hall of extinct humanity."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

YOLO vs YODO

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

The last Passenger Pigeon

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

Zika global alert

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Lion in Winter

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Bio-obsolescence

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

Sewer Rats

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

The Last Mosquito

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

"I'll tell you why we''re become extinct. Because we're solitary creatures, even during the mating season...that's why we're becoming extinct."

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'