Disaster Awareness Gifts

Japanese disaster

'I don't suppose you have any SPF 10,000 sun block?'

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

Paris experiences worst flooding in 30 years

Mourning in Cuba for Missing Firefighters in Fire

A young Don King

You Are Here

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Natural Disasters

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Wall Street...

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Venice Floods

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"I'm the designated driver."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'