Skeletal Anatomy Gifts

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Egyptian chiropractor.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Professor Tulp meets his match

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Body Systems

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'We don't know what this is called'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

The Juggler vein.

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

Introverted Chair

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'