Skeletons Gifts

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Good evening sir, I hope you haven't been waiting long.'

'What kind of calcium supplements did she take, Grandma?'

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

Radiology: 'Numbskull of the month' award.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

'Melvin!'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Taxi Dermy

Waiting for the doctor

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

'I thought they would spruce us up a little.'

Lazy Bones

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

'People soup again?'

'One of the worst bunkers on the course.'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Desert Help Desk.

Mahout skeleton in the museum of natural history.

Grim Reaper last orders

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"So my doctor said, aren't you worried about looking too bony, and I said sweetie that's not possible."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"