Shape Lovers Pillows

"You're so square ..."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

War and Peace

The Polygon family at home

Modern Art.

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

'Why are you people following me?'

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

"Couldn't you just stick with Early Brutalist same as everyone else?"

"Wow. Just... wow."

James Turrell designs a craft beer can

'That Rodin guy's spying on us again.'

Rodin's Man with Christmas Present

'Man looking at sculpture of Rodin.'

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

Rodin's Late Arriver

'I think, therefore I am.'

"His paintings are better than they look."

Antony Gormley Exhibition.

'Is this how you REALLY see me, Ivan?'

The Sculptor

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'