Form Lover Pillows

"Do you remember when ALL we had to worry about was dealing with clients?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'Sorry, you're not my type'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

Melania Trump

Bag Lady.

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

Sty Guru

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

"If loving you isn't right, I don't want to be right!"

'Nothing beats that Procedure Form C4/34.2FF6932 completion feeling...'

'Sir, the coffee request form you requested is now three, federal, state and local;'

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'