Sheep Style Guru Pillows

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Please Drove Carefully.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Do you like my little black number?'

Mr Metrosexual.

At the suit makers

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Sheep Ledger

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Static cling."

"That shirt is so last year."

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