Sheepish Hobbyists T-Shirts

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Sheep In Curlers

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

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Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Going Down?

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Fricka arrives.

Quick, follow that star

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.