Sheepish Humor Fan Gifts

Sheep eye test: Bah bah bah...

'When you said 'See ewe in my office' sir, I thought...'

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

'If I hear one more bleat from the jury box, I'm declaring mistrial.'

"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

Tightrope #1 Tightrope walker about to step on a banana skin

The early days of the film industry: 'This is your last chance, Mr Director! If it doesn't work, we'll forget this newfangled thing!'

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

No one bleats about fleece club!

Sheep Road Block

Elton Coiffeur.

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

'I bin treatin' her myself...took a course in vetinery once...

'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'

'That's What Sheep Said.'

"Do you have any mothballs?"

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."