Sheepdog Stories Fan Gifts

A flock of sheep's thoughts on their sheepdog.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Damn showdog people!'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

"I came as soon as I heard."

No one bleats about fleece club!

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

Farmer with a Staff Wanted sign.

Owl and the Pussycat.

The First Day of Christmas

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

The Tortoise and the Hare

Having just been elected leader of the pack, Marty decided to tell the others the truth.

'Lazy,'