Sheepdog Stories Fan Pillows

A flock of sheep's thoughts on their sheepdog.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

'Damn showdog people!'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

"I came as soon as I heard."

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

The Tortoise and the Hare

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

No one bleats about fleece club!

Farmer with a Staff Wanted sign.

Owl and the Pussycat.

The First Day of Christmas

Having just been elected leader of the pack, Marty decided to tell the others the truth.

'Lazy,'