Sheepdog Enthusiast Pillows

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"An ASBO for sheep worry isn't fair - I was only following orders!"

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

'Don't feed him from your hand. He can't see too good.'

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

Farmer with a Staff Wanted sign.

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"Sorry, folks. He's very young, but he has great herding instincts."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Going Down?

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

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'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Fricka arrives.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Quick, follow that star