Swine Lover Prints

'She hates to see me happy.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Today's special... donuts.

Head over Hooves

"I said slime."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Hamlet

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"I'll have dessert first."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'Jurassic Pork.'

The Music Critic.

Building a gingerbread house

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"You bought a dog? We've enough mouths to feed already!"

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Danger Noodle tho bored

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Sewee-Cide.

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"