Atoll Admirer Mugs

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

The melting polar ice caps

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Are you cold dear?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.