Polar Bear Lover Pillows

Solar Bear

'You guys better be here only for a bit of polar bear watching!'

'You're not going to believe the day I've had.'

Polar bear lolly

'Happy birthday Frank!...'

'I still can't believe my wife gave me a sand wedge for my birthday...'

"You can always spot the ones brought up in captivity"

"You knew I was bi-polar when you married me!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Check out the old dude.'

The melting polar ice caps

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Polar bears

"Is the garbage fresh?"

LOOK BHIND U!

"Bears talk."

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"