Fun Loving Bears Gifts

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Welcome Spring.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Check out the old dude.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Atomic Bear: Part 13

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

Baby Bear.

You have the worst spring breath.