Bears With Flair Gifts

'And what makes you think the Guards would want YOU, laddie?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Welcome Spring.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Bear at a vending machine

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Baby Bear.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole