Bears With Flair Gifts

'And what makes you think the Guards would want YOU, laddie?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Welcome Spring.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Bear at a vending machine

Baby Bear.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."