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Bird of the Day.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Bumble Bee

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Get on with it!

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

French horn.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Vacant possession.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Arturo Sandoval

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"This is a blind audition, right?"

A mad scientist.

Angler's bait

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

A cocktail in a tuba

Park. Don't fear the animals, try to analyze their motives. Don't be "afraid," be "a Freud"!

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Spider Clown.

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"Bork! Bork!"

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop