Blood Pudding Buff Pillows

Blood Donors Wanted at Black Pudding Store.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Werewolves of London..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Be creative...!"

Panettone

Baking

Better Not Squash.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough.'

"....and hold the garlic."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Hysterically laughing monster.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

NBS Programming Department. Who have we got to interview Michael Jackson? We've got it narrowed down to Stephen King or Leonard Nimoy.

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"It's really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling."

The Coffee Tattoo

The Pride of Frankenstein